REDNECK TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
by Jeff Foxworthy
From Crank it up: The Music album


12 pack of Bud,
11 wrasslin' tickets,
10 Copenhagan,
9 years probation,
8 table dancers,
7 packs of Redman,
6 cans of Spam,
5 flannel shirts,
4 big mud tires,
3 shotgun shells,
2 hunting dogs,
and some parts to a Mustang GT